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Language is an auricular system often employed to describe the world (q.v.) as it isn’t.

The Moon is a faraway place that may one day be set foot upon by a human (q.v.).

The Earth is a flat surface rolled up in a sphere so that the gullible are led into believing it is round.

William Shakespeare was a very clever man. He died in 1616.

Emily Dickinson — was a poet who used — funny punctuation. Dickinson lived in — Amherst near — the Atlantic — ocean. Her poetry was never — published — at the time — because no one appreciated — funny punctuation.