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Samuel Beckett

April 11, 2025

Samuel Beckett was a French writer who never learned what a paragraph is.

James Joyce

April 11, 2025

James Joyce was an Irish writer who left Ireland as soon as he could and, after writing a series of increasingly unfathomable books, died in Zurich in 1941. The Irish Government refused to allow the repatriation of his remains back into Ireland and proudly commemorates him today on the Irish £10 note.

John Lennon

April 11, 2025

John Lennon was a peace campaigner and the cheekiest member of the popular Beatles boy band. His songs include All You Need Is Love, Imagine, Happy Xmas (War Is Over) and Woman. He was rewarded with an MBE by Her Majesty The Queen in 1965 and The John Lennon Airport is named after him.

Lou Reed

April 11, 2025

Lou Reed was a songwriter who wrote about heroin in songs about heroin such as I’ll Be Your Mirror, Sunday Morning, Pale Blue Eyes, Satellite Of Love, New Age, Perfect Day, Coney Island Baby, Growing Up In Public, Teach The Gifted Children and, of course, The Day John Kennedy Died.

The Who

April 9, 2025

A better band than Led Zeppelin (q.v.).

Led Zeppelin

April 9, 2025

A better band than The Who (q.v.).

Marbles

April 9, 2025

Marbles are made of glass or clay and thrown at each other. They are often lost and thereafter rarely found.

Albert Einstein

April 9, 2025

Albert Einstein was a very clever man. He died in 1955.

Human

April 9, 2025

A mammal similar in many respects to a sheep (q.v.).

Sheep

April 9, 2025

A mammal similar in many respects to a human (q.v.).